Jack Monroe - Bootstrapcook

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R to @AntheaRogers: I’ve never borrowed anyones Twitter accounts - why would I want to? Quite fond of my own one ta. Good god these people are tedious

 
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Someone once said to me that grief is just love with nowhere left to go, and sometimes that hinterland feels like a lot to try to navigate.

 
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R to @Thehuck_59: I was in an AA meeting. Also, ignore the strange obsessive anonymous accounts. I don’t have any sock accounts. I can barely be arsed with this one, what with the all-consuming bleak and crushing depression right now, let alone manage any others. Tedious asshats 😒

 
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R to @frugally_minded: Nope. Absolutely cannot be arsed. Haven’t had them for years. Things change: imagine that.

 
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R to @BootstrapCook: That article also states that I’m 29.

I’m 34.

Does that also make me a fraud or a liar, or do you see the flaw in using five year out of date snapshots as gotchas yet?

 
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Christmas fancy dress party tomorrow night. Never let it be said I don’t commit to a role.

 
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R to @BootstrapCook: Okay I’ll give you another clue (sans razor blades - didn’t think they were strictly necessary. Plus I’m incredibly clumsy! 🤣👊)

 
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R to @emmaeveritt_art: Need to find my blue contacts and dads old pocket watch to finish it off, but ✅

 
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R to @BootstrapCook: (And air of general menace, although that’s not hard to come by lately 🤣)

 
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R to @The_Anchoress: Channelling my inner ‘do around and find out’. It feels GOOD.

 
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R to @nick_earlski: The past is not my concern. The future is no longer my concern, either. 👊

 
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R to @BootstrapCook: (I’m downsizing outta here anyway, but if ever I needed confirmation that that was the right decision for me and SB in these interesting times, it’s right there… That, and the £3k council tax and the £566 energy bill. Good god I can’t wait to be shot of this gaff.)

 
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R to @BootstrapCook: If the Millionaire Truthers could point me in the direction of where it’s buried, along with the spell to slay the dragon guarding it, I’ll give you a fing finders fee. Gadzooks.

 
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