Jack Monroe - Bootstrapcook

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R to @johnhigham: Yea but with current energy prices spiced lava is very very handy 😆

 
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The usual suspects have hijacked this poll, which is a bit sad, so if anyone fancies balancing it out a bit, fill your boots! 🥾

 
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R to @BlytheGetsCross: They’ve dropped me so much I just shot a cover shoot and several-page interview with them last week. Much dropping, right there.

 
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R to @mooregemma: Oh I don’t care about the results of a clearly hijacked poll, I’ve got a fairly thick skin and I know the truth about myself, but Harry at the Grocer is lovely and I don’t think he should be bullied for his work.

 
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R to @BlytheGetsCross: You don’t need to wait til the 2nd of January for that one Blythe, I started mailing that stuff out weeks ago.

 
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R to @Stewart95788231: ‘By all accounts’. I only block people who are abusive, harassing, or tell outright lies/libel/disinformation. If someone’s been on the end of the block button, they might want to look at their own behaviour that led to that.

 
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R to @BootstrapCook: Freedom of speech does not include the automatic right to an audience, nor to breach boundaries that an individual has put in place to keep themselves sober and alive. Some people would do well to remember that.

 
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R to @boredjamesr: Anonymous troll accounts writing obsessive and frequently libellous fan fiction does not, I’m afraid, constitute ‘evidence’.

 
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If I laid out all of the rent free headspace that I seem to live in on here side by side and soldered it all together, I’d never need to rent a damn home again, holy s I could build a mansion with it. (A dark, haunted, cold mansion, but a mansion nonetheless)

 
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Weeks ago I did my Xmas food shop and booked the online delivery slot, thinking I would have moved house by now. I’ve just realised it’s being delivered tomorrow to a flat I don’t live in! Going to turn up with a rucksack, shopping trolley, 2 forms of ID & a prayer. Wish me luck!

 
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R to @Jimlibob: Gone past the cut off point to amend the order - only realised because due to not having moved and now not having a dining table/chairs, I’m not hosting Xmas now so am giving bits away to friends. Logged on to see what I had ordered and went ‘OH BOLLOCKS’ 🤣

 
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R to @danofbingley: This is why I resist any degree of organisation with ferocity 🤣 (if I were actually organised, when the flat fell through I’d have logged in and changed the sodding delivery address…!)

 
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R to @sianmariecurtis: I should probably point out that you mean your rent, rather than to me, before the usual suspects have a coronary 🤣🤣🤣

 
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R to @squirrelwheel: To the charities, and the receipts for those have been posted on Twitter, on my blog, given to my publisher, agent and journalists. Not sure how someone so obsessed with my every move can have missed ALL of that (I suspect wilfully…) but there’s your ‘reveal’. Happy Holidays!

 
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R to @nickyjmad: I’ve always been extraordinarily careful not to post anything that could identify where I live, because there is a VULNERABLE CHILD living in my house, so the fact these asshats have gone to the bother of stalking my address (or near as damnit) is concerningly obsessive behaviour

 
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