Jack Monroe - Bootstrapcook

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R to @BandHBlue: I run almost everything about my son past him first, and I’ve refused to allow him to be photographed or videoed by the press for several years now. You seem unusually obsessed with my 12 year old, which is more concerning than I, his parent, sharing the odd family anecdote.

 
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R to @JoHol06: Ah this makes me so happy to see! I have a large box of spares here, so if you’d like to complete the collection, on me (call it ‘helping me declutter for my move’), drop me a DM with a postal address and I’ll wing them over. 📚

 
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R to @pjn151: They give a very good shoulder-knead if I’m laying on my front on the couch, one of the unexpected perks of having a large and very playful dog! If I’d have known about the free back massages I wouldn’t have waited a decade to get one! 🐾

 
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R to @BootstrapCook: PS the sign was a gift, and the delivery driver put it in my shed…where my sponsor discovered it, unopened and a complete surprise, a few days ago when helping to clear it out 🤣 The paperwork was eaten by mice so no idea where it’s from, but I’m glad so many of you like it! 🐁

 
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R to @RSLASSOR: I fleetingly thought about cropping it out, but bollocks to em. I like how it matches our guitar and the furniture, plus it’s a happy memory prompt. They ain’t sullying that for me. ❤️

 
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R to @AlisonTissingt5: Because I took almost all of the existing pictures down to pack them and didn’t like the walls being empty 🤣

 
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R to @Imaginary_Echo: No, it isn’t. (And I should know, she’s my dog.) Lord give me even a tenth of the confidence of people making random s up about my life on the bloody internet. It’s unbelievably tiresome to be on the receiving end of.

 
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R to @WaskowskiBrunch: I did thank my friend. A bit late, but they’ve been my friend for long enough now to know I’m a bit crap at opening the mail, and they were just glad to know it had actually turned up. Have a lovely evening.

 
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I’ve been deliberately posting the most asinine, non-controversial, happy wee photos lately just to ~see~ what mental gymnastics the usual suspects will tie themselves in finding something to have a pop about, and my god, they never fail to deliver on their tedious shousery.

 
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R to @simonharris_mbd: I don’t need enabling, I’m more than capable of manifesting all my own chaos aaaaaaall by myself. Wouldn’t dream of letting anyone else take the credit for it 🤣

 
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R to @ADELETU94489294: You know absolutely nothing about my finances nor income, ‘Adele’. What annoys ME is the constant lying about me that anonymous accounts do with breathtaking impunity, as though you have some mystical insight into my bank account. Y’all won’t be happy til I’m actually gone ffs.

 
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