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R to @goglentw: Again, I’m not fuelling it, I have a right to not be lied about and smeared on prominent platforms. I rarely respond these days but this felt necessary.
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R to @Elly_the_moo: I’ve never paid Mark a penny. The people who lose tend to do the paying bit, and I’ve not lost yet. That’s also a matter of public record (see Monroe v Hopkins, fairly famous and well reported case.) HTH.
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R to @ChrissieClarky: It’s quite easy to afford the completely free-of-charge lawyer, in my experience.
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R to @Elly_the_moo: I really don’t care what you call your imaginary friends, to be honest. Now shoo, I’m having a lovely evening and you’re the Twitter equivalent of a mosquito under the duvet. And that’s never ended well for the mosquito round here. 
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R to @Elly_the_moo: You take on the risk of costs because there’s always a risk of not winning. And as I said at the time; if I didn’t need the money for the case, any contributions would be donated. I didn’t set up a crowdfunder for it, though, that’s not true.
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R to @Alien8n: Reminiscent of the Spamatriciana in the Asda edition of Tin Can Cook; mischievously conceived to really offset the collective aneurysms in the most determined of critics 
(and its utterly delicious despite the travesty, fatty pork is fatty pork however you happen to dice it!)
(and its utterly delicious despite the travesty, fatty pork is fatty pork however you happen to dice it!)
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R to @sue_irving: By surrounding myself with decent, loving, grounded human beings, my family, staying focused on why I do what I do, and sometimes just laying face down with the cat/dog/both and muffled roaring into a big soft pillow. And crisps. Plenty of crisps.
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R to @Alien8n: The disproportionate sulk I had when I realised - that’ll learn me to tweet and pack boxes at the same time…
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R to @fergalpquinn: Fundraising is ringfenced in a separate account that I use solely for that purpose, precisely to keep it all clean. If it were in my Work, House or Personal account, Fergal, that would absolutely be a concern. But trying to ‘gotcha’ me for being diligent? I’m embarrassed for you.
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R to @BootstrapCook: Now I’ve got a really lovely day planned, and this certainly isn’t it. Have a good day!
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R to @fergalpquinn: ‘Empty accounts’? There’s £83.91 in there. Only someone who has never known what it’s like to be poor or destitute would describe having almost £100 in credit as an ‘empty account’. For an alleged QC, Fergal, you sure as s don’t seem very interested in truth and accuracy. 🥹
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R to @Mattthelino: Well my little website has 4x as many subscribers as the Express has circulation figures, so I think it’s a fairly reasonable assessment 
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R to @claireLTdoodle: I haven’t done a single talk since I’ve been signed with KC, and it’s an agents job to pitch excessively high because companies and brands routinely offer a crumb of the asking price. That’s not my job to navigate: I do the words, and the agent sorts the money for the words. HTH.
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R to @fergalpquinn: Oh sorry, all you obsessive bores meld into one homogenous mass of tedium that I can barely differentiate between at times, what with my eyes rolling so hard every time you pop up. Apologies for mistaking you for something respectable, won’t do it again!
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R to @fergalpquinn: I don’t recall engaging your services for advice, Fergal, and if this is your ‘shop window’ I’d be astounded if anyone else did either, given your behaviour. So do us all a favour now, run along, and leave me alone. I’ve got a lovely very busy day planned, and you’re no in it.
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R to @LucyP42127602: No, it was to show that Gary Lineker and I aren’t really similar enough to lump together in a wealth category. Sigh.