An "
egg omelette". I am happy to have that clarified, I did not know there were eggs in it
And "
that's all I'm having for my tea". A full pack of bacon, what looks to be around six eggs, possibly the bones of a full bread loaf dripping with cheap margarine, and I have no doubt half a bottle of ketchup. That is all.
Oh, and let's not forget the portion of fruit that is barely visible underneath a full extra large pot of full fat yogurt.
The fruit makes it healthy, two grapes and a strawberry. Happy days.
Give that ten minutes to settle and our Stephanie will be eating her way through her weight in sweets, crisps and Easter eggs.