This dirty Trollope actually makes me wanna jump on my phone - I literally can’t explain why someone I’ve ever met can evoke such negative reactions in so many people. Not only is her behaviour and sense of entitlement too far off the scope for us normal folk - but the pious condescending tone and utter vanity! Don’t get me started on the phrases she uses that make my toes curl!!!
In order on the cringe scale
It’s fine!!!
It slaps?????
Do you want bread with that butter?
MUMMY
Harpers favourite/ harpers chicken
Monkey
It’s giving
Girl dinner
Medadswife
Isn’t it gaaaaawjus/ just stunning
The baybereeeez/ Remeeeee booooy
If ya know you know
It was on offer ( always is)
Same but different
My mental health nurse
As always harpers first
Any single one of these just makes me wanna scream!!!!