Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial
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Is it safe to come chat this morning or have we had any more surprises?
How many folk were round at Aimee’s last night having chips?????
How many folk were round at Aimee’s last night having chips?????
Flamingo poseMorning guysmy predictions for today are.
Get ready with me whilst she paints her face like a drag Queen (she’ll say H is in the background doing her skin care regime) we will get all cloak and daggers about todays plans except the shopping part. Probably won’t have washed her hair.
Skip to outfit of the day - typical flamingo pose in the kitchen dressed in some gaudy mismatched get up with not forgetting socks pulled over the leggings.
Some sort of s blog of her wasting more money and stuffing her face whilst claiming some nonsense about her anxiety or that one of her followers said hi. Not forgetting lots of ‘monkey’ and ‘baby’ thrown in to it so people think she’s a great mum.
Evening take away where she eats her own body weight in fried chicken, lots of fake laughing - probably over some made up security system blunder or some other unfunny thing that didn’t happen.
I know the one
I was still laughing at being on the blob last nightMorning fellow on the blobbers happy Saturday the sun is shining a this loony tune is showered and ready for the day. What will today bring hungover heffer hauls and another take away. Will we get clap backs or do we just get them from t nowanyway new day and all that have a lovely day everyone
I 100% think she over eggs the accent. They do have a stronger Scottish accent in her area but nothing like hers. She loves herself always eye fing the camera and she looks like GollumIs her accent put on?
I am getting some more added to my leg sleeve, I love it. I honestly could sit all day and get it done. Plus my tattoo artist is my best friend, so stopped in got us plenty snacks!
I will be keeping up to date on all the shenanigans of the day though! I hope she gets pissed. She is slacking with the entertainment
My leg sleeve finished, I'm so excited haha xx
TUSM to TL for the explanation of puffy nipples. I’m going to sleep a lot better tonight now, and I can finally join in on the nipple jokes.
Flamingo pose
Every time
she thinks she’s a nice arse that’s why it’s always a side on one!GollumI 100% think she over eggs the accent. They do have a stronger Scottish accent in her area but nothing like hers. She loves herself always eye fing the camera and she looks like Gollum
she actually does!
Don't forget The White Company, SpaceNK, and of course, Hotel ChocolatGood morning to my fellow unhinged blob bridge dwelling fs!
Happy Saturday I predict……… first chew of the day purple scrunchie knotted in her scraggy birds nest hair, saying her eyes are in the back of me head
Day of pointless shopping so will we be treated to a get ready me with and monkey as we all know monkey is well into her skin care 🫢🫢. Shameless will then reveal a full face of glowing gold badly applied make up which looks like it’s been applied by Stevie Wonder using a paint gun…
Fast forward to a come shopping with me 1st stop costa coffee for a large sugar laden coffee, bacon roll and cake as would be rude not. Next stop heading into a ram packed primark on a saturday not a bit of anxiety in sight cos she can switch it on and off….
Then off we go to lush…. where she creams herself over overly scented over priced bathbombs as she needs to hide the smell ofpiss after all.
Lunch will be some overpriced chicken and she couldn’t decided what coating she wanted so ordered some of each one so she could do a taste test you know warra mean
Home via M&S for snacky bits Majestic Wines for some Merlot…
Finally dud with me from Pizza and Co as she’s been so busy all day she far too tired to cook and as you know she’s not the best at cooking….
Whenever she tries something on I always wait for her to do itEvery time
Gollum
falls in love with herself every time
My moneys on slim chickens today and loads of eye fing the camera with "isn't this gorgeous" to the most tacky items available. With ymca Wendy in the back with her yellow face and bright red neck saying "isn't aimee just the most gorgeous soul" in that long drone she does!
If she was a cream bun she’d eat herselfWhenever she tries something on I always wait for her to do it
I’ve never in my life seen someone make designer clothes look so tacky.
@JustForFun What about us non blobbers? 
And I'd like to point out to one poster on TL we are not all bellends either. I prefer the term mentalpause for those of us not on the blob anymore
Anyway, morning trowls and under bridge dwellers. Im sad some of the loveliest ones have left us due to all the unrest. *Waves at K4040 and the other OG trowls*
And I'd like to point out to one poster on TL we are not all bellends either. I prefer the term mentalpause for those of us not on the blob anymore
Anyway, morning trowls and under bridge dwellers. Im sad some of the loveliest ones have left us due to all the unrest. *Waves at K4040 and the other OG trowls*
The one who called us bellends is an Arsenal fan I believe , their opinions don’t count@JustForFun What about us non blobbers?
And I'd like to point out to one poster on TL we are not all bellends either. I prefer the term mentalpause for those of us not on the blob anymore
Anyway, morning trowls and under bridge dwellers. Im sad some of the loveliest ones have left us due to all the unrest. *Waves at K4040 and the other OG trowls*
Hope it’s safe because Gavin is sore from being stroked so much by the breeze blocks yesterday.
Have a great non puffy nippled day fellow fs, blobbers, haters, hags & bridge dwellers
Ahh that explains itThe one who called us bellends is an Arsenal fan I believe , their opinions don’t count
I'm so pleased we are back to "normal"
Hello my beautiful! How’s the hand from stroking a prick all night?Hope it’s safe because Gavin is sore from being stroked so much by the breeze blocks yesterday.
Have a great non puffy nippled day fellow fs, blobbers, haters, hags & bridge dwellers
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