They’ll say “how many fries? How many of you are there?”
Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial
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Haha our chow loves a maccies lolYou're jokingI couldn't eat two portions if I tried
luckily I've got a gannet Dalmatian who waited patiently to polish off a few of the one portion I had
My daughter bought a homeless man a mcds other night as he had a dog!! Large meal and 3 burgers for the dog! (Without onions lol)
Be prepared for tomorrow’s morning chew and chat. She’ll slip in that she’s got the cctv cameras up all over the outside of the house AND a ring doorbellOmg she has not!!!!
Where's your 24hr guard love? What is it a lego King's guard you got "for H" and obviously had to get one for rrrrrrRalph last time you went to Hamleys? Oh dear me are you not embarraarrrsssed.. no ignore that we know you ain't
Honey G put on some timber...!! or did you use As body and superimpose Honey Gs face on hahaI just see Honey G when she wears a cap. Looks absolutely ridiculous in them
Haha no they have the same body shape and sizeHoney G put on some timber...!! or did you use As body and superimpose Honey Gs face on haha
3 burgers for the dog though!!!!Haha our chow loves a maccies lol
My daughter bought a homeless man a mcds other night as he had a dog!! Large meal and 3 burgers for the dog! (Without onions lol)
LOVE that!!! I can't help but buy extra every time for the dogs shelter collection at my Morrisons!! My fella always says Jesus our own dog costs us enough. I just tell him to piss off Scrooge
anything animal charity has me in a chokehold especially dogs Cos it’s less obvious if she nicks a few slices even though she doesn’t like cheese
Honestly I saw it on my break at work... it was about 2am so guessing the ogre was asleep then deleted when she roseDoes it make you look like a tin man has just made my day
Had me howling though wish I screenshot
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I always think this. I reckon she eats cheese. But it’s got to the point her dislike of cheese has been made her entire personality
She forgets what she’s said cos she’s always pissed up lolHave I ever told you I have extra chillies? Yes every single time you order it (which is A-LOT) you tell us every single time
And also so much for “I don’t really want to give H takeaway two days in a row” that soon went out the window just like the men you’ve been with.
Oh and you said you needed to only put H on 3 pizza slices and garlic bread because she needed room for her chips.
Then bowls appear for the chips.
Why can’t the kid eat the pizza out the box?
So many questions
Bizzare woman.
Yeah but why .. who gives a crap wether someone likes cheese or not.. nobody. It’s so weird.
she’s posted a pic on instagram and only gone and left the bloody box on the table for a video doorbell
oh my days what a complete 
she is!Who the 24 guard she says she has? Dave the duck?! Or maybe the parrot that went missing that she bought for the bathroom
oh wait or maybe the gingerbread man
Cus she likes the comments her dickhead huns send her. She thinks it’s funny. Absolute bell end
How fake is that picture. #don'tusefilters #neverliedonthisapp pms o..k...a..yI love this nasty blouse outfit
Annoys the do out of me...personally..I think everything is deliberate now. Either defiance or winding ppl up!
Has the bathroom downstairs ever had the makeover she promised it? With its tropical theme?
Who the 24 guard she says she has? Dave the duck?! Or maybe the parrot that went missing that she bought for the bathroom
If she accidentally left it out she will be smashing her lounge up right now if she’s been reading here
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