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ΛBЩΛ ᄃΛDΛBЩΛΉ said:
tell them it's not your house, your boyfriend has gone out and his wife is back soon.
and for religious knockers tell them your a witch and the devil is coming.
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I got my 1st house at 17 and I used to fume when ppl would knock on my door asking if my mam was in cos I looked about 12. Never thought id appreciate telling them my mam isn't in at 38 . Using that for sure 😂 The bit on the side sounds more fun though 🤣
 
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The Narrative said:
I got my 1st house at 17 and I used to fume when ppl would knock on my door asking if my mam was in cos I looked about 12. Never thought id appreciate telling them my mam isn't in at 38 . Using that for sure 😂 The bit on the side sounds more fun though 🤣
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also never be embarrassed to make a holy show of yourself and start ranting about an unrelated topic, they don't feel awkward knocking the door so you should have fun and enjoy yourself 💕
 
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Patty B said:
When the Jehovah’s knock, I might answer with a meat cleaver in my hand and ask if they have came to witness the sacrifice
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Lets Go Yes GIF by Pudgy Penguins
 
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do you know what i don't understand, i think the jevoahs believe only a certain amount of people are getting into the club, and it's a really specific number it's not like 'very few of you' it's (ta google) '144,000' so why the do are you trying to recruit more of you when there's no tickets on sale?
or do they all have +1's?
 
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The Narrative said:
My door doesn't get answered unless I know who's coming. I always get stuck with salesmen. Ill listen to them for 5 mins then say no I'm not interested and they walk away fuming. I always feel bad that I let them waffle at me but then feel bad telling them to do off straight away 😂
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My brother used to love when the Jehovah witnesses came knocking,he’d stand there and debate with them for hours,not even joking. Sometimes it would be pissing of rain and he’d still keep them standing there
Knock Fran Healy GIF by Travis
 
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ΛBЩΛ ᄃΛDΛBЩΛΉ said:
do you know what i don't understand, i think the jevoahs believe only a certain amount of people are getting into the club, and it's a really specific number it's not like 'very few of you' it's (ta google) '144,000' so why the do are you trying to recruit more of you when there's no tickets on sale?
or do they all have +1's?
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I got ripped off by the Jehovah’s once. fs sent me a letter and hadn’t paid the postage so me thinking it was something important, paid the £2.50 for it to be re delivered and it was from Kingdom Hall. Still not got my £2.50 back off them. Doesn’t break the bank but it’s the principle. Pay for a fing stamp
 
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2Pumps and a Chinese🌸🌸 said:
Am I the only one that hears the doorbell go and suddenly jump to an army crawl to hide behind the sofa to just pretend I’m not in? It’s far easier…. Until your parents get the police to do a welfare check 😭
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Yeah I just communicate through the ring doorbell now. I can’t be dealing with welfare checks when I don’t answer to the mental health nurse when she spams my phone
 
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Patty B said:
I got ripped off by the Jehovah’s once. fs sent me a letter and hadn’t paid the postage so me thinking it was something important, paid the £2.50 for it to be re delivered and it was from Kingdom Hall. Still not got my £2.50 back off them. Doesn’t break the bank but it’s the principle. Pay for a fing stamp
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well they're not getting in, that's theft
 
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I really don’t mind visitors, my friends pop in all the time but these are cousins that I don’t see very often. I’m an absolute stats as I still haven’t changed clothes since walking the dogs,I’ve had a flush and my hair is sweaty as is my face and I basically showed the rooms downstairs the hoover 😂 and gave downstairs loo a w’s lick
 
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The Narrative said:
My door doesn't get answered unless I know who's coming. I always get stuck with salesmen. Ill listen to them for 5 mins then say no I'm not interested and they walk away fuming. I always feel bad that I let them waffle at me but then feel bad telling them to do off straight away 😂
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I love when the Jehovahs turn up and I tell them the story about blood tranfusions and if it wasn't for transfusions my wife and my youngest wouldn't be here anymore :ROFLMAO:
 
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Alicia, take your disingenuous, white knighting, glory seeking, virtue signalling, pick me over inflated ego into this live and actually listen to how your mate Taurian's comments has affected people who's kids have died because of knife crime. do off with "she's only human", "she made a mistake" Tell that to all the grieving families of these victims.
While you're at it, why don't you STOP encouraging your small child on your live to say BUN Angie, BUN orange hearts ESPECIALLY after the black community has specifically asked for people not to use that word.
 

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