mjbyrnex - Mel

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Dear Desperate Housewives of Comment Cafe,

As you may guess from my name, Iā€™m here to drop one message & one message only.

I have been following this thread for quite some time now; itā€™s been a laugh actually. Iā€™ve throughly enjoyed it if weā€™re being totally honest.

Weā€™ve had some strong fans havenā€™t we ā€œSaying It As It Isā€ being a true favourite, your loyalty to this page has been nothing short of inspirational. Especially your profile picture- commitment at its finest.
Then when I thought Iā€™d stumbled upon a juicy thread to pass the time and believed Iā€™d hit jackpot; the nicknames started and boy have they been comicalā€¦Sid, Shag Bandit to name a few but Melvyn really made me chuckle, to the point I had to spit my stew out for fear of chocking on a juicy piece of braised beef.
(Iā€™m not a spring chicken and I enjoy a good hearty stew and a granary roll whilst I catch up on this thread a couple of days a week).

But this message is not all cheery observations, picture this fansā€¦

Here I am, tinned ravioli warmed up and a cheese toastie on the side. With a refreshing Apple High Juice squash to help keep me hydrated, I settle down to have a catch up on whatā€™s been going on. And I am SHOCKED. Practically winded by what I read.

ā€œThe Middle Brotherā€ has appeared and boy has he ruined everything.
This thread was beautiful, a real work of literature full of speculation, crazy theories and such strong imagination you would have made Barney The Dinosaur proud.

Not anymore. When I say this itā€™s hard to admit but I am disappointed in you all. Every one of you, TMB (Iā€™m abbreviating as my fingers are getting sore and this boy makes me mad and isnā€™t worth the additional pain). He has come along, told his ā€œside of thingsā€ and what have you done?? Lapped it all up, fell for it. You may as well re name the thread and call it TMB IS GOD.

But is he dare I ask? Can we trust him? You have lowered the draw bridge and allowed this imposter in. The treachery to us fellow readers is shameful.

The heartbreak I feel knowing this thread is now officially unrelieved. Where do I go now? What do I read?

As a person who has lived many lives and has many children, I couldnā€™t imagine a sadder pictureā€¦ TMB sat on the sofa. His children playing at his feet, scrabble tiles in hand, maybe a hot chocolate. ā€œdaddy, daddy, play with us play with usā€. His response without even a thread of eye contact ā€œsorry my beloved children, Iā€™m currently prioritising my sister over you because my main goal in my life is to defame herā€. The children, confusion plastered over their innocent faces ā€œbut why daddy? We donā€™t even see her anymoreā€¦ā€. TMB leans back, lets out a deep heavy sigh and folds his arms, ā€œthis here children is a life lesson. So listen to me even though I ignore youā€¦In life, rather than just enjoying the life you choose to live and allowing people to live theirs, we have to be involved in EVERYTHING, we have to SHUT people down, exaggerate our truths and constantly live in the past. Then you will be truly happy my children because look at how happy I amā€.

Sad isnā€™t it, maybe I should go into screen writing once I post this. Or maybe set up a GoFundMe page to help him? First donation being a tent maybe?

I digressed there, sincere apologies.

But I must say a heartfelt thank you, the imagination of you youngsters has truly been a pleasure to read but now TMB is here pretending to be the true sufferer, its become more boring than the selection of cereal in my cupboard.
*Disclaimer: I love crunchy nut with green top milk.

Itā€™s been a wild ride everyone and thank you for taking the time to read this. Please remember true fans, remember why this all began, remember who you are, donā€™t let TMB dull your imaginative sparkle with his yawn worthy story times. Weā€™re here for Mel (sorry Sid) not him.

Godspeed children.

Only a person with a very personal interest would set up an account, come here & write one critical message. Clearly it's not shag bandit or Mel as they are dull as dishwater & critical thinking definitely isn't their thing, as if šŸ˜‚ TMB has brought some balance to a very one sided bias story. The more from him the better I say. How else do you out vermin without prodding, poking & shining a bright light on proceedings? TMB is as welcome here as anyone šŸ‘Š
 

Garlicdep

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This thread is currently living rent free in her head.
Her last post about ā€œI wonā€™t be silencedā€, although silence would be fantastic, thatā€™s not the aim here. The aim is for some truth and consistencies in her story telling.

Donā€™t bang the ā€œIā€™m living a life that I always wantedā€ drumā€¦ either the bar is extremely low or she loves being cheated on.
 

katemck

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Am a open book.
If it means this stops her from spreading misinformation am all for it.

She knows where I live so if she has an issue. Please....feel free

Would you mind me asking - is your mom / step father / dad really as blind to your older brother as Mel makes out? I know you have given some insight to his behaviour which sounds horrendous but did your parents really give him a free pass as Mel makes out?
 
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This thread is currently living rent free in her head.
Her last post about ā€œI wonā€™t be silencedā€, although silence would be fantastic, thatā€™s not the aim here. The aim is for some truth and consistencies in her story telling.

Donā€™t bang the ā€œIā€™m living a life that I always wantedā€ drumā€¦ either the bar is extremely low or she loves being cheated on.
Funny you should say that, she keeps blabbing on about getting silenced? People didn't seek her out because they wanted her silenced, everyone wants her to stop lying, something I think comes naturally to her.
 

CalmDownSid

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This thread is currently living rent free in her head.
Her last post about ā€œI wonā€™t be silencedā€, although silence would be fantastic, thatā€™s not the aim here. The aim is for some truth and consistencies in her story telling.

Donā€™t bang the ā€œIā€™m living a life that I always wantedā€ drumā€¦ either the bar is extremely low or she loves being cheated on.
Talking of lying, look how Sid lies about her skin & using filters. She filters out the beard & tash regularly then she gets off in all the comments about her glowing skin, which I bet is a greasy mess in reality, well it was when she took that filter off months ago. Why can't she be honest about her skin? This TikTok is the best I've ever seen about filters & it's deffo the filter Sid uses.

 
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Would you mind me asking - is your mom / step father / dad really as blind to your older brother as Mel makes out? I know you have given some insight to his behaviour which sounds horrendous but did your parents really give him a free pass as Mel makes out?
Yes our brother got away with everything.
 

icallBS

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Its Totally embarrassing yet you stayed until now ? Am confused šŸ¤”
I did mean the whole situation! And I stayed cus Mel grates on me and Iā€™m enjoying the posts .. you have twice tried calling me out .. your as quick to get sarky as Mel is to her followers . Donā€™t get to cocky people are just loving the effect it might have on Mel . Iā€™m wary so Iā€™m backing off itā€™s too weird at this point . I donā€™t know who to believe at this point . If youā€™re the nice guy who nobody helped .. you telling me that your all broken cus of some decorations?
As for Mel being on your mums side instead of yours and going back for more .. I realised not all as it seems as Iā€™ve been in that situation, Iā€™ve moved my boyfriends in who knew what my mum was like , I stuck up for her etc all the while everyone else was saying Iā€™m just like her etc and now Iā€™ve broken free itā€™s now I see what an idiot I had been and I see her for the narc she is . So all being said not sticking up for Mel but I do believe Mel may of been hoping sheā€™d change , maybe even blind .. your mums your mum at the end of the day and you just donā€™t think sheā€™d be horrible and maybe you think your making it up in your head and think nah it ainā€™t that bad etc etc .
This is all getting silly . I think what Mels doing is pure greed and your firing back via here .. you may aswell go on TikTok and make money yourself . Itā€™ll be a first the siblings at war šŸ™ˆ
Hope you find peace
 
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"Please don't send me gifs" proceeds to keep them on...........

Seriously Melissa will NOT stop until she is tiktok famous.

And a podcast??? Melissa I'll be your first guest make sure you bring your bodyguard doormat and your little Chihuahua best friend just to make sure šŸ˜‚

Thing is none of these people will say s to me face to face they will probably end up filming me or crying .

Melissa loves to hide behind the lives so she can talk s but they all don't have the balls to say it to me.

Like I said Melissa you know where I live.šŸ¤™šŸ¤™šŸ¤™
 
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I did mean the whole situation! And I stayed cus Mel grates on me and Iā€™m enjoying the posts .. you have twice tried calling me out .. your as quick to get sarky as Mel is to her followers . Donā€™t get to cocky people are just loving the effect it might have on Mel . Iā€™m wary so Iā€™m backing off itā€™s too weird at this point . I donā€™t know who to believe at this point . If youā€™re the nice guy who nobody helped .. you telling me that your all broken cus of some decorations?
As for Mel being on your mums side instead of yours and going back for more .. I realised not all as it seems as Iā€™ve been in that situation, Iā€™ve moved my boyfriends in who knew what my mum was like , I stuck up for her etc all the while everyone else was saying Iā€™m just like her etc and now Iā€™ve broken free itā€™s now I see what an idiot I had been and I see her for the narc she is . So all being said not sticking up for Mel but I do believe Mel may of been hoping sheā€™d change , maybe even blind .. your mums your mum at the end of the day and you just donā€™t think sheā€™d be horrible and maybe you think your making it up in your head and think nah it ainā€™t that bad etc etc .
This is all getting silly . I think what Mels doing is pure greed and your firing back via here .. you may aswell go on TikTok and make money yourself . Itā€™ll be a first the siblings at war šŸ™ˆ
Hope you find peace
You don't make sense that's all.

Your the one who is all for it at the beginning yet starts saying it's all stupid šŸ¤¦ I simply asked why? As it doesn't make sense.

If your here for the drama you have it but if that's it why you here ?

Said before am straight forward šŸ¤·
 
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I did mean the whole situation! And I stayed cus Mel grates on me and Iā€™m enjoying the posts .. you have twice tried calling me out .. your as quick to get sarky as Mel is to her followers . Donā€™t get to cocky people are just loving the effect it might have on Mel . Iā€™m wary so Iā€™m backing off itā€™s too weird at this point . I donā€™t know who to believe at this point . If youā€™re the nice guy who nobody helped .. you telling me that your all broken cus of some decorations?
As for Mel being on your mums side instead of yours and going back for more .. I realised not all as it seems as Iā€™ve been in that situation, Iā€™ve moved my boyfriends in who knew what my mum was like , I stuck up for her etc all the while everyone else was saying Iā€™m just like her etc and now Iā€™ve broken free itā€™s now I see what an idiot I had been and I see her for the narc she is . So all being said not sticking up for Mel but I do believe Mel may of been hoping sheā€™d change , maybe even blind .. your mums your mum at the end of the day and you just donā€™t think sheā€™d be horrible and maybe you think your making it up in your head and think nah it ainā€™t that bad etc etc .
This is all getting silly . I think what Mels doing is pure greed and your firing back via here .. you may aswell go on TikTok and make money yourself . Itā€™ll be a first the siblings at war šŸ™ˆ
Hope you find peace
Also believe what you want šŸ¤·
That's yours you coined it.

It does seem like your just here to enjoy the drama tbh with you.
 

icallBS

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Also believe what you want šŸ¤·
That's yours you coined it.

It does seem like youā€™re just here to enjoy the drama tbh with you.
I enjoy calling Mel out and I call out the dirty peados in her family including your brother . Iā€™m up and down about some posts cus sometimes it goes over my head trying to figure out whatā€™s going on as I donā€™t always go on her TikTok as she can be quite boring .
Regarding that dirty brother of yours .. surely the beef should be with him than your sister ? Who shall I remind you as far as Iā€™m aware ( again I donā€™t know everything sheā€™s said ) she hasnā€™t actually said anything bad about you?!
You have come in here ( you might even be a troll) and said your side of the story but thatā€™s your story , your memories .. and to be honest I donā€™t know why your doing it ?! Iā€™m gunna be frank and say you sound as bad as Mel ! Sheā€™s your sister who you ā€œapparently ā€œ got along with and I donā€™t understand why your bothered not talking .. if itā€™s over the wedding how absolutely pathetic on both sides . And Iā€™m sorry but like I said Iā€™d go for that nonce you call a brother than your sister
 

icallBS

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I enjoy calling Mel out and I call out the dirty peados in her family including your brother . Iā€™m up and down about some posts cus sometimes it goes over my head trying to figure out whatā€™s going on as I donā€™t always go on her TikTok as she can be quite boring .
Regarding that dirty brother of yours .. surely the beef should be with him than your sister ? Who shall I remind you as far as Iā€™m aware ( again I donā€™t know everything sheā€™s said ) she hasnā€™t actually said anything bad about you?!
You have come in here ( you might even be a troll) and said your side of the story but thatā€™s your story , your memories .. and to be honest I donā€™t know why your doing it ?! Iā€™m gunna be frank and say you sound as bad as Mel ! Sheā€™s your sister who you ā€œapparently ā€œ got along with and I donā€™t understand why your bothered not talking .. if itā€™s over the wedding how absolutely pathetic on both sides . And Iā€™m sorry but like I said Iā€™d go for that nonce you call a brother than your sister
Oh and yes when you came along I was like oooo gossip but Iā€™ve sat and thought hang on ?! If you was the nonce yes I get it but no your the one who got on with her . And youā€™re even now calling out the uncles . Your exactly the same as mel
 

icallBS

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Iā€™m sorry but why is no one actually tossing nonce boy to the kerb in that family ? Forget what happened to Mel but heā€™s literally a convicted peadophile ! Melā€™s a pussy cat to that nonce