I don't think they meant you. I think they meant Melvyn commenting on here again.Its Totally embarrassing yet you stayed until now ? Am confused
I don't think they meant you. I think they meant Melvyn commenting on here again.Its Totally embarrassing yet you stayed until now ? Am confused
This is better than Eastenders!!This is getting like an episode of eastenders
Dear Desperate Housewives of Comment Cafe,
As you may guess from my name, Iām here to drop one message & one message only.
I have been following this thread for quite some time now; itās been a laugh actually. Iāve throughly enjoyed it if weāre being totally honest.
Weāve had some strong fans havenāt we āSaying It As It Isā being a true favourite, your loyalty to this page has been nothing short of inspirational. Especially your profile picture- commitment at its finest.
Then when I thought Iād stumbled upon a juicy thread to pass the time and believed Iād hit jackpot; the nicknames started and boy have they been comicalā¦Sid, Shag Bandit to name a few but Melvyn really made me chuckle, to the point I had to spit my stew out for fear of chocking on a juicy piece of braised beef.
(Iām not a spring chicken and I enjoy a good hearty stew and a granary roll whilst I catch up on this thread a couple of days a week).
But this message is not all cheery observations, picture this fansā¦
Here I am, tinned ravioli warmed up and a cheese toastie on the side. With a refreshing Apple High Juice squash to help keep me hydrated, I settle down to have a catch up on whatās been going on. And I am SHOCKED. Practically winded by what I read.
āThe Middle Brotherā has appeared and boy has he ruined everything.
This thread was beautiful, a real work of literature full of speculation, crazy theories and such strong imagination you would have made Barney The Dinosaur proud.
Not anymore. When I say this itās hard to admit but I am disappointed in you all. Every one of you, TMB (Iām abbreviating as my fingers are getting sore and this boy makes me mad and isnāt worth the additional pain). He has come along, told his āside of thingsā and what have you done?? Lapped it all up, fell for it. You may as well re name the thread and call it TMB IS GOD.
But is he dare I ask? Can we trust him? You have lowered the draw bridge and allowed this imposter in. The treachery to us fellow readers is shameful.
The heartbreak I feel knowing this thread is now officially unrelieved. Where do I go now? What do I read?
As a person who has lived many lives and has many children, I couldnāt imagine a sadder pictureā¦ TMB sat on the sofa. His children playing at his feet, scrabble tiles in hand, maybe a hot chocolate. ādaddy, daddy, play with us play with usā. His response without even a thread of eye contact āsorry my beloved children, Iām currently prioritising my sister over you because my main goal in my life is to defame herā. The children, confusion plastered over their innocent faces ābut why daddy? We donāt even see her anymoreā¦ā. TMB leans back, lets out a deep heavy sigh and folds his arms, āthis here children is a life lesson. So listen to me even though I ignore youā¦In life, rather than just enjoying the life you choose to live and allowing people to live theirs, we have to be involved in EVERYTHING, we have to SHUT people down, exaggerate our truths and constantly live in the past. Then you will be truly happy my children because look at how happy I amā.
Sad isnāt it, maybe I should go into screen writing once I post this. Or maybe set up a GoFundMe page to help him? First donation being a tent maybe?
I digressed there, sincere apologies.
But I must say a heartfelt thank you, the imagination of you youngsters has truly been a pleasure to read but now TMB is here pretending to be the true sufferer, its become more boring than the selection of cereal in my cupboard.
*Disclaimer: I love crunchy nut with green top milk.
Itās been a wild ride everyone and thank you for taking the time to read this. Please remember true fans, remember why this all began, remember who you are, donāt let TMB dull your imaginative sparkle with his yawn worthy story times. Weāre here for Mel (sorry Sid) not him.
Godspeed children.
Am a open book.
If it means this stops her from spreading misinformation am all for it.
She knows where I live so if she has an issue. Please....feel free
Funny you should say that, she keeps blabbing on about getting silenced? People didn't seek her out because they wanted her silenced, everyone wants her to stop lying, something I think comes naturally to her.This thread is currently living rent free in her head.
Her last post about āI wonāt be silencedā, although silence would be fantastic, thatās not the aim here. The aim is for some truth and consistencies in her story telling.
Donāt bang the āIām living a life that I always wantedā drumā¦ either the bar is extremely low or she loves being cheated on.
Talking of lying, look how Sid lies about her skin & using filters. She filters out the beard & tash regularly then she gets off in all the comments about her glowing skin, which I bet is a greasy mess in reality, well it was when she took that filter off months ago. Why can't she be honest about her skin? This TikTok is the best I've ever seen about filters & it's deffo the filter Sid uses.This thread is currently living rent free in her head.
Her last post about āI wonāt be silencedā, although silence would be fantastic, thatās not the aim here. The aim is for some truth and consistencies in her story telling.
Donāt bang the āIām living a life that I always wantedā drumā¦ either the bar is extremely low or she loves being cheated on.
Yes our brother got away with everything.Would you mind me asking - is your mom / step father / dad really as blind to your older brother as Mel makes out? I know you have given some insight to his behaviour which sounds horrendous but did your parents really give him a free pass as Mel makes out?
I did mean the whole situation! And I stayed cus Mel grates on me and Iām enjoying the posts .. you have twice tried calling me out .. your as quick to get sarky as Mel is to her followers . Donāt get to cocky people are just loving the effect it might have on Mel . Iām wary so Iām backing off itās too weird at this point . I donāt know who to believe at this point . If youāre the nice guy who nobody helped .. you telling me that your all broken cus of some decorations?Its Totally embarrassing yet you stayed until now ? Am confused
You don't make sense that's all.I did mean the whole situation! And I stayed cus Mel grates on me and Iām enjoying the posts .. you have twice tried calling me out .. your as quick to get sarky as Mel is to her followers . Donāt get to cocky people are just loving the effect it might have on Mel . Iām wary so Iām backing off itās too weird at this point . I donāt know who to believe at this point . If youāre the nice guy who nobody helped .. you telling me that your all broken cus of some decorations?
As for Mel being on your mums side instead of yours and going back for more .. I realised not all as it seems as Iāve been in that situation, Iāve moved my boyfriends in who knew what my mum was like , I stuck up for her etc all the while everyone else was saying Iām just like her etc and now Iāve broken free itās now I see what an idiot I had been and I see her for the narc she is . So all being said not sticking up for Mel but I do believe Mel may of been hoping sheād change , maybe even blind .. your mums your mum at the end of the day and you just donāt think sheād be horrible and maybe you think your making it up in your head and think nah it aināt that bad etc etc .
This is all getting silly . I think what Mels doing is pure greed and your firing back via here .. you may aswell go on TikTok and make money yourself . Itāll be a first the siblings at war
Hope you find peace
Also believe what you wantI did mean the whole situation! And I stayed cus Mel grates on me and Iām enjoying the posts .. you have twice tried calling me out .. your as quick to get sarky as Mel is to her followers . Donāt get to cocky people are just loving the effect it might have on Mel . Iām wary so Iām backing off itās too weird at this point . I donāt know who to believe at this point . If youāre the nice guy who nobody helped .. you telling me that your all broken cus of some decorations?
As for Mel being on your mums side instead of yours and going back for more .. I realised not all as it seems as Iāve been in that situation, Iāve moved my boyfriends in who knew what my mum was like , I stuck up for her etc all the while everyone else was saying Iām just like her etc and now Iāve broken free itās now I see what an idiot I had been and I see her for the narc she is . So all being said not sticking up for Mel but I do believe Mel may of been hoping sheād change , maybe even blind .. your mums your mum at the end of the day and you just donāt think sheād be horrible and maybe you think your making it up in your head and think nah it aināt that bad etc etc .
This is all getting silly . I think what Mels doing is pure greed and your firing back via here .. you may aswell go on TikTok and make money yourself . Itāll be a first the siblings at war
Hope you find peace
Hmm let me think....What happily married couple sits on a live for hours looking gormlessly at the screen while necking cans of lager off camera!!
I enjoy calling Mel out and I call out the dirty peados in her family including your brother . Iām up and down about some posts cus sometimes it goes over my head trying to figure out whatās going on as I donāt always go on her TikTok as she can be quite boring .Also believe what you want
That's yours you coined it.
It does seem like youāre just here to enjoy the drama tbh with you.
Oh and yes when you came along I was like oooo gossip but Iāve sat and thought hang on ?! If you was the nonce yes I get it but no your the one who got on with her . And youāre even now calling out the uncles . Your exactly the same as melI enjoy calling Mel out and I call out the dirty peados in her family including your brother . Iām up and down about some posts cus sometimes it goes over my head trying to figure out whatās going on as I donāt always go on her TikTok as she can be quite boring .
Regarding that dirty brother of yours .. surely the beef should be with him than your sister ? Who shall I remind you as far as Iām aware ( again I donāt know everything sheās said ) she hasnāt actually said anything bad about you?!
You have come in here ( you might even be a troll) and said your side of the story but thatās your story , your memories .. and to be honest I donāt know why your doing it ?! Iām gunna be frank and say you sound as bad as Mel ! Sheās your sister who you āapparently ā got along with and I donāt understand why your bothered not talking .. if itās over the wedding how absolutely pathetic on both sides . And Iām sorry but like I said Iād go for that nonce you call a brother than your sister