mjbyrnex - Mel

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Oh dear, someone's asked a question she doesn't like. 😱😱
Why does Melvyn see questions as an attack? Why not just answer it simply?

"Thanks for your question. It's a weird one because you'd think it would be triggering wouldn't you but it's just not. I get triggered in other ways but music isn't one of them".

⬆️ There you go Melvyn. That's what you could've said. 😁

But nooooo. Melvyn's not got much content these days so she needs to post something to be reassured that her fans are still there.
 

GossipGal

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Oh dear, someone's asked a question she doesn't like. 😱😱
Why does Melvyn see questions as an attack? Why not just answer it simply?

"Thanks for your question. It's a weird one because you'd think it would be triggering wouldn't you but it's just not. I get triggered in other ways but music isn't one of them".

⬆️ There you go Melvyn. That's what you could've said. 😁

But nooooo. Melvyn's not got much content these days so she needs to post something to be reassured that her fans are still there.
If people don't blow smoke up her arse she defaults to being a tw@t. She is happiest when she's being a tw@t, always has been.
 
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Sid of the dump says she's spending £150 on each step kid for Christmas and there are 15 people coming for Christmas dinner! clearly TikTok is paying her well! She's definitely an all or nothing person.
Can you imagine the amount of hair grease that's going to be in that Christmas dinner?! 🤮
It makes my stomach turn just thinking about eating her food.
 
May 23, 2024
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FML! We see Mel with her keys on her gay woman carabineer, we see her with her gay rings on her fingers, we see her masc clothes, but today... Today is her really projecting to the world. A thumb ring, it is gay women's identification, it's a badge of honour, it's a ring of gay acknowledgement.
No wonder closeted gay Mel loves Tik Tok, it's full of women giving her praise & attention 😉🌈
Shag bandit is clearly too stupid to see the obvious right under his nose! 🤪
Separately Mel's very gay woman symbols could be said were not a sign of her being a gay woman, but together, each symbol clearly shows she ABSOLUTELY is a gay woman! Best of all she knows exactly what she's doing whilst pretending she isn't 🤬
Here's hoping she doesn't hurt any of her lesbian crush woman whilst she's playing with them.
 

CustardCream

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FML! We see Mel with her keys on her gay woman carabineer, we see her with her gay rings on her fingers, we see her masc clothes, but today... Today is her really projecting to the world. A thumb ring, it is gay women's identification, it's a badge of honour, it's a ring of gay acknowledgement.
No wonder closeted gay Mel loves Tik Tok, it's full of women giving her praise & attention 😉🌈
Shag bandit is clearly too stupid to see the obvious right under his nose! 🤪
Separately Mel's very gay woman symbols could be said were not a sign of her being a gay woman, but together, each symbol clearly shows she ABSOLUTELY is a gay woman! Best of all she knows exactly what she's doing whilst pretending she isn't 🤬
Here's hoping she doesn't hurt any of her lesbian crush woman whilst she's playing with them.
Of course! She's made a place where she can talk to women whenever she wants, have women tell her how great she looks 🤣 a place where women boost her ego & tell her how wonderful she is! A closet lesbians happy place, all whilst trying to cause he mother misery at the same time. Well I never, this world never fails to suprise me.
 
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FML! We see Mel with her keys on her gay woman carabineer, we see her with her gay rings on her fingers, we see her masc clothes, but today... Today is her really projecting to the world. A thumb ring, it is gay women's identification, it's a badge of honour, it's a ring of gay acknowledgement.
No wonder closeted gay Mel loves Tik Tok, it's full of women giving her praise & attention 😉🌈
Shag bandit is clearly too stupid to see the obvious right under his nose! 🤪
Separately Mel's very gay woman symbols could be said were not a sign of her being a gay woman, but together, each symbol clearly shows she ABSOLUTELY is a gay woman! Best of all she knows exactly what she's doing whilst pretending she isn't 🤬
Here's hoping she doesn't hurt any of her lesbian crush woman whilst she's playing with them.
The Dope just goes along with what he's told.
Let's face it, Melvyn the brute is manlier than he is and he probably daren't chance a plate-a-thon this side of Christmas.
 
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My friends lesbian daughter says that lesbians wear rings on fingers because of course alot of bedroom activity is done with fingers so the rings celebrate those fingers 😉
On another note re Mel's weird face, wide set eyes can be measured. Who knew? Mel definitely has 1.5 eye widths between her eyes so she's definitely got freakily wide set eyes!
 

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My friends lesbian daughter says that lesbians wear rings on fingers because of course alot of bedroom activity is done with fingers so the rings celebrate those fingers 😉
On another note re Mel's weird face, wide set eyes can be measured. Who knew? Mel definitely has 1.5 eye widths between her eyes so she's definitely got freakily wide set eyes!
Proof that you could fit another face inbetween Sid of the Dump's wide set eyes 😳
 

GossipGal

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Don't know.if I've ever admitted this before but Im ashamed to admit i was a follower of Mel's once upon a time. All this lesbian stuff has got me feeling really icky. Makes sense now why "Mrs Mel Gives No Useful Advice" kept asking me to meet up in real life when I followed her & before I saw the light of day and unfollowed her. I kept asking her thoughts on stuff & all she wanted to do was to meet up. What a lie of a life she lives, getting her jollies from loads of vulnerable women by going on about meeting up in real life to make each other feel better! 😱 God I'm naive! There's a name for people like Mel!!! "Grooming is when a person builds a relationship with an adult who's at risk so they can abuse them and manipulate them into doing things. The abuse is usually sexual"
Thank god I dodged that bullet!
 
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Don't know.if I've ever admitted this before but Im ashamed to admit i was a follower of Mel's once upon a time. All this lesbian stuff has got me feeling really icky. Makes sense now why "Mrs Mel Gives No Useful Advice" kept asking me to meet up in real life when I followed her & before I saw the light of day and unfollowed her. I kept asking her thoughts on stuff & all she wanted to do was to meet up. What a lie of a life she lives, getting her jollies from loads of vulnerable women by going on about meeting up in real life to make each other feel better! 😱 God I'm naive! There's a name for people like Mel!!! "Grooming is when a person builds a relationship with an adult who's at risk so they can abuse them and manipulate them into doing things. The abuse is usually sexual"
Thank god I dodged that bullet!
I can't remember who said it now but there was someone else who said she was giving her address to girls.
Obviously only answer what you're comfortable with but in what context was she wanting to meet? Had you been PMing and she suggested a coffee somewhere or was there more to it?
Again, only answer what you're comfortable with, or not at all, but what age (ish) are you?
 

GossipGal

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I can't remember who said it now but there was someone else who said she was giving her address to girls.
Obviously only answer what you're comfortable with but in what context was she wanting to meet? Had you been PMing and she suggested a coffee somewhere or was there more to it?
Again, only answer what you're comfortable with, or not at all, but what age (ish) are you?
I'm in my mid 20s. She did a TikTok that really was like how I felt, so I sent her a private message explaining what had happened to me which was similar to her, she replied with a short "I'm sorry to hear that" and then I received a message from her saying she could come and meet me to talk in person. I replied thanks but no thanks. She then asked twice again about meeting up. Something didn't feel right so I blocked her. Then I got notifications that a few of her TikTok besties had viewed my profile so I closed my account down. I trust my instinct and my instinct said something wasn't right. Nothing happened online but she definitely wanted to meet me.
 
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I'm in my mid 20s. She did a TikTok that really was like how I felt, so I sent her a private message explaining what had happened to me which was similar to her, she replied with a short "I'm sorry to hear that" and then I received a message from her saying she could come and meet me to talk in person. I replied thanks but no thanks. She then asked twice again about meeting up. Something didn't feel right so I blocked her. Then I got notifications that a few of her TikTok besties had viewed my profile so I closed my account down. I trust my instinct and my instinct said something wasn't right. Nothing happened online but she definitely wanted to meet me.

That's boardline stalker.
She is dangerous.
If she said to go find someone no doubt they will go look for her like she is a goddess.

Have you got screenshots of her messaging you?