I do wonder if the constant talking about H and how tall she is justification for her outrageous spending to Gregg the wallet when the credit card bill arrives.....
You have spent £1000's in clothes shop.... yeah h keeps growing.
You have spent £100's in home bargains.... it's stuff for the house, cleaning stuff and a few (
) extra bits to make the house look nice and cosy, as it's my happy place.
You spent over £1000 on cosmetic procedures.... my face is my fortune daddy.
You spent hundreds on travel, hotels and food....I'm an influencer daddy, people need to see me at events.
Your just eat bill comes to a grand a month..... oh daddy I'm so busy, I'm juggling a child and cats, lots of cats and by the time I've chewed a coffee and made a packed lunch I'm too tired to do anything else.
Please just pay the bill or I will throw a tantrum and tell everyone that gash flash is my favourite parent