As a former dinner lady, I’ll be surprised if she’s allowed to eat that whole slice of cake.Trying to be funny at the beginning warning it’s not funny at all
The pulse in your bum is probably the herpes throbbing in a flare up
View attachment v0f044gc0000crp6ok7og65lncpb5uu0.mp4
Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial
Its fat lardy arse hurts because it’s always sat on it, it used to always be on its big mattress back but it can’t get a bloke to go anywhere near it now.
ain’t that the truth.
Stole this from tattle credit to mumz
credit to mumz 
OMG , that is amazing !!Stole this from tattle
Her hair gives me 2nd hand embarrassment and anxiety !
Has a vape been addedStole this from tattle
The original they’ve stated is VeraHas a vape been added
it’s that good you’d think it was real
Yeah I got that but i wanted to know if they added a vape as well as her face , its spectacular !!!The original they’ve stated is Vera
She will die when she sees this !!!OMGGGGG NO STOP THIS fING SENT ME
And well done shameless you cleaned your kitchen the night before, do you want a gold star you utter tool, 95% of us clean our kitchens and living rooms before we go to bed, it’s common sense, not that you and your Huns have that because you share a brain cell between youse!
If this doesn’t send her into a full on panic attack I dunno what will
cats being swung by their tails and flung into outa space and pumpkins lobbed at passing trains - gash wiping her brow while frantically ordering a job lot of skinny pens 
Screaming at the tattle pic actually can’t wait for her to see it. She looked rougher than the norm this morning and defo hit the plonk last night tea an cake my arse 
wonder what todays s show will be
wonder what todays s show will be
I’m surprised she didn’t get a nice cake made. She’s still pissed up in her morning post. Hope she wasn’t over the limit driving to schoolAsking can she show a birthday cake on camerawho cares what kind of cake she had? Only the delusional fanny club!! All creaming their knickers because they got to see her cake!!
Ohhh I remember my granny saying that too, another one was, oh that one has tickets on herselfAs me auld Granny would say, what a awufy looking ticket.
