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Good morning, Don’t fall out with your friend over catpiss she’s not worth it, I can see why you are pissed off with your friend but this did make me laugh xx

Good Morning you lovely bunch of trolls and happy Monday! Wonder what delights are on offer this week…. I’ve taken the hubby to the train station, dropped the children at school, come home chucked a wash on, made a coffee and am back in bed enjoying peace and quiet cos I can in my nice clean...

She didn’t say as was already made and boxed up… probably hammy sammy with the crusts cut off 🙄

To all the inbred huns who have come over to protect queen catpiss kindly do off! Also Huns please note aimless is on the hunt for 🍆 so make sure your dads/boyfriends/grandads are safe if you are local to southport as you could find her noshing him off behind birkers bar

With the crusts cut off 🫢

Foods we could offer Hammy sammy Frubalicious Harpers chicken Chick nuggies Spicey rice Wotsees Narnees Harpers veg Cremated steak Beef that looks like pork Chicken baguette Fajita pasta Drinks Chepsi Kylie Baileys Feel free to add more

The thick huns will be searching on just eat or deliveroo thinking comment cafe is an eating place and we offer home delivery 😜😜

Haha! This comment is golden

Enough popadoms to feed a small village!

Does she really think @itsmejo has phoned dvla and said I want to report catpiss?!? DVLA: Good afternoon you are through to Karen at the dvla, how may I help you Itsmejo: hi I’d like to make a report about catpiss DVLA: sorry you need to speak to your local council…. Anyhoooo Refering to it as...

I’m not from Southport, am about half an hour away

Taste test the whole menu too 😝😝

I’m a northerner too and am guilty of sin & bin too 😜 I’m not that far from Aimless.

Good luck with your job search too. I’ve been in the industry I’m in for 20 years so don’t come cheap this job I’m being interviewed for is potentially less money than I was on but it’s money coming in and help to retain my sanity as like you I’m going a bit stir crazy.

So she slept in that Barbie top, admits she was a sweaty mess, so she’s either not showered or put a dirty top back on 🤢🤢No don’t think it’s peri-menopause probably the mix of alcohol she drabk trying to escape out her body! Girlie day in primark on a Saturday…. Couldn’t think of anything worse…

Couldn’t agree more with the first part of your post she’s so out of touch with real life and doesn’t have a bloody clue what a real life problem is! Now to the second part of your post…. Whatever is happening in your own life can be sorted, the difficult times will pass and all will right...

Thank you so much xx

Aww thanks xx

Thank you @Missy Loves a bit of deep throating does owd shameless! On a serious note her guts must be spinning faster than a washer on a 1600 spin cycle and her ss gonna stink, bet it takes more than 1 flush 🤭 She must feel so meh on a daily basis

Happy Anniversary hope you have a beautiful weekend 😘