Search results

Good morning bridge dwellers Please make your way to gate 14-16 Welcome to flight 1MA51Z312 Turbulence expected today. There are no filters on this flight and it may take us a bit longer to get home as there's extra weight on board. We have Pastries and bacon/egg sarnies on the menu. Also a...

Goes to Spain. Eats at an Italian restaurant. I'm getting frown lines.

Why is she always shoving phallic shaped food in her gob? Also pastries AND a bacon sandwich? Grease. Fat. Sugar. No wonder she is ballooning. You are not a size 12!!

Good morning trowls Welcome to flight RU5PAN15H On today's flight we are supplying passengers with guide books so you don't waste your trip acting like your on a hen weekend. May I also suggest you try the local cuisine. If I was an influencer I would definitely do a DUD with Tapas. You can...

That's what D1 and D2 said ...

Let's go to Barcelona and look at the big boats. Gorgeous. Stunning. OMG!

Disco minge! 🤣🤣 I'm stealing that.

You can buy tickets there but the queues are always huge so that probably put them off. Can't be stood in a queue when there's alcohol over the road.

Good morning peeps Welcome to flight 57UNN1NG If you look out your windows the views are stunning. Our meal today is steak, which is just stunning and our cabin crew will cut it up for you. Wash it down with our stunning prosecco. We would like to remind parents that Safeguarding your...

Just need to remind everyone it's stunning!

All the way to Barca and don't go in Sagrada Familia!! What's the Architects name Bendy?? How about Tibidabo? Just so you know there's somewhere you can get your alcohol fix on the way up, if you can be bothered. Will you make it to Park Guell? More of that Architecture by that Architect...

Just for you my dear *salutes*

Good morning lonely sad bridge dwellers Welcome to flight SAM15A100N. The plane has been deep cleaned and is now smelling fresh. Unfortunately Duty Free has to be restocked as yesterday's special guests bought the lot. One singlemama tried to get into the cockpit yelling "DONT YOU KNOW WHO I...

That bear looks like it needs therapy.

Hi Sam. Hope you've enjoyed today's flight and your 5 seconds of fame. Hate to break the news but we are all getting along just fine. Unlike Aims and Bendy who only like each other. Speaking of wankers what happened to Jizzpig?

Plane is being deep cleaned as we speak.

Believe me everyone on the plane is itching.

Yeah I'm trying to delay having the disease ridden mare on board.

I thought preteen/teenagers cut up their own food?