once she’s done using them she just cuts them up and feeds them to Harper Twist so no more embarrassing finds of sex toys, she can just tel her mummy was eating cucumbers in bed
“I’m not that hungry so let me stuff my face with a load of garlic bread and a giant bowl of noodles before I cram that giant cucumber up my dirty vag”
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