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H the teenage years will be a whole online saga. I'm betting she becomes a nightmare towards her useless mother. Once she is in big school the chaos will start.

Morning everyone. Sat here chewing my coffee whilst my boiler gets serviced. Get you minds out of the gutter you lot. It's so easy these days to put reminders in your phone to alert you about upcoming events. So Aimless how come you can't do that for your daughter's school trip? Oh yeah, cause...

"She doesn't even go here!"

Just noticed it's a full moon. That explains the invasion of crazy.

*pops head back in* Everyone okay? Anybody need some Kylie or a Costa muffin? I'll be here on @Birkhillbike kitchen floor if anybody (not you old girl) wants a hug *retreats back to my solo karaoke*

It makes me itch just watching her.

@Birkhillbike May need your kitchen floor disco again. That person I've just ignored gave me an idea for another song to sing. Meredith brooks - I'm a b.

Christ I can't even mow my lawns for an hour without missing the drama! Oldgal congratulations 🎉 you get my very first ignore. Enjoy screaming into the void of no fs we give. Off you pop. For some reason I now fancy a cheese twist.

Dear Miss Catpiss. In the time between my last post and this one I have mowed three lawns. They are green and lush unlike your patchy, drier than the desert, bit like your soul garden. I shall now sit and chew a nice cup of coffee whilst I survey my handiwork.

I think there will be an Uber eats/food delivery somewhere today because it can't be bothered to get out of its pajamas. Anyway seeing as I'm in a musical mood I saw this on ye olde FB and it made me think of it.

🎶🎵 Oh what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful day, I've got a wonderful feeling, Aims is full of s again todayyyyyyy 🎶🎵

Dear Aimless. My cat is 19 years old and has NEVER pissed on any of my sofas. Did it ever occur to you that having that many cats in one house they would need to keep marking their territory? No you wouldn't think would you, you absolute cockwomble! I hope you develop an intolerance to spicy rice.

If I could have a pillow please I'll join you or there's no way I'll be getting back up off said floor without a cricked neck. I shall sing you my rendition of living on a prayer that I first sang in my teens lying in the middle of the road drunk with my best mate. Do you have a ring light? We...

I've had a crazy busy bonkers week at work, broke up for half term now, spent the day cleaning/chilling then thought oooo I'll go check in on CC. A whole load of woahhhhhhh (not even got through it all yet) and ya'll are making up words like Aimless too. Aghhhhhhh! *rocks in the corner and...

No anxiety today then Aims? And your not mortified about having THOUSANDS of comments and a few hundred threads about your useless self? Get away with you. It keeps you awake at night and drives you crazy in the day too. You should be ashamed of yourself. It's embarrassing. Your tiktoks are the...

Morning all. What will this week bring. I'm still waiting for the anxiety video which will inevitably show up. Anyway hope you all have a wonderful day. I'm so happy I can finally comment with like-minded brilliant souls such as yourselves. Not you Aims, your still an absolute dickhead of the...

Crispich? Feckin crispich? The made up names make my eye twitch.

Thank you Itsme and morewine. I honestly am in a great place mentally now and that is thanks to the people around me. I haven't worked out how to quote post yet but I'll get there. Her latest sok. That grass looks deader than her soul. And I cannot get head around why she needs so many...

How long before we get a anxiety attack video? Today? Tomorrow? It will happen. That's what makes me enraged. I have PTSD and severe anxiety due to a health issue I had a few years ago. It stopped my whole life. I had to leave a job I loved and my family took so much care of me. Last thing I'd...

Imagine Aims on Sort your life out. "So Aimee, we need a few more days and three aircraft hangers to lay out all the s you have in your house"