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My bedtime stories are like the ones from the wee bad bear from Keith lemon show Yes n we know how the mighty fall

My bedtime stories are like the ones from the wee bad bear from Keith lemon show

That was so kind of her lol ..it's a underhanded get it up yi to people who didn't get to go

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Love machine Ladies ur Dam right I can't keep a man right ma vag used to be so tight But I've got crabs n ma tits hitting the floor Iam in love with b perfect N I thought nothing could ruin it But I caught Brendan pumping ma maw On the kitchen floor I thought he was a Bent, orange...

Thanks it wasnt sure if it was good or not lol 🤣 but cheers x

They could b in that band ..Another level

What in the varuca salty pants is going on here 🤣 her wee umpa lumps huns trying to hurry about they're day ..trying to meet varucas demands .. I want tickets to pink n I want them yesterday And make it happen that she sings to me n me only .. I want a pink pony wearing Steve Madden pony...

Steffieus gloop 🤣🤣🤣someone push her into the chocolate river lol

Long lost sisters I met yesterday lol

Someone's looking raging 😉 about ma Eminem diss track lol 🤣 waiting on the clapback rap...ur lacking

Aha 🤪 she says about them performing the sound of the underground...baby she's a fan lol 🤣 see she payed aff a couple of dedicated huns to say they seen her aha 🤪

Or Rachels hat lol 🤣

Weegies all the way ha ha 🤣 x

It's all quiet on the western front..ok I will start again..it's all quiet with the eastern t ... I CAN HEAR A NEW GIRLS ALOUD TRACK COMING ON ITS THE SOUND OF THE UNDERGROUND THE SOUND OF CRUSHING THIGHS AS HER FEET HIT THE GROUND HER ARSE IS MAKING BUTTONS AS SHE LOOKS AROUND ITS THE...

Iam on the nightshift vag so Iam here fur it 🤣🤣🤣 ha ha Fireman Sam is flinging his hose aboot the night ..as soon as he thought u were oot he was in All the boxes ...We will have all the Boxes luv 🤣

Lol 🤣 just laughing at the hard comeback rap about the chocolate buttons 🤣🤣🤣 come at me with ur curly wurly 🤪 think u need a finger a fudge

Ha ha I just loved the fat t BINGO comment lol sooo good 🤣

He day will come ...what u give out comes back with tax

It was a Full hoose 🤣 seems she never left it .. suspicious concert behavior tonight eh