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Imagine her grotty trotters and scaly legs - not to mention the filthy hair and herpes scabs in your beautiful bedding ! I wouldn’t let her kip in with the bloody donkeys! I honestly don’t know what I’d do if someone brought someone like her to stay at mine - I’d have a breakdown - the jet wash...

THIS 🙌🙌 I use Molton Brown Milk Musk too cos it’s white and smells totally clean an classy - perfect night for me - heaven x

It’s the one where she trying to tie it to the lights for me doing the woe is me face 🤣🤣

🤣🤣 it will go up for the Halloween parties - one the weekend before Halloween for the kids and one for the adults weekend after - it’s never up for more than a week x will you stop outing me! I’m trying to destroy from within ! Ninja troll I am ! X

Awww cheers babe - I’m all smug now! Yep I’m the classy troll 🤣🤣

Oh I’m sorry but what the actual do is wrong with the daft tart! What’s with the fing big green frog in a middle aged woman’s bedroom? And does she know that fing pumpkin thing she piled with se is for teabags?

What colour is that fing grotty headboard?

Exactly ! Can’t stand dusty soft toys - not for me ! I do have a 8ft Halloween tree with moving spiders and a life size mummy in a coffin 🤣🤣 they go up on Halloween night and down the next day - my bloke does the whole shebang for the kids 🤣

I could NEVER sleep in that bloody bedding 😱 bet it’s all bitty - classic example of cash can’t buy class - those cushions look ridiculous! She needs to buy some Kelly Hoppen styling books or something ! Everything she touches is just se - like an 80s caravan in Bridlington or a budget B&B 😱

I totally get the seasonal decor ( don’t pile on me ) I like to switch it out when it’s appropriate - definitely not Halloween in bloody August but won’t be chuckling like Mutley and wetting my knickers! I like to buy a few pieces every year and I buy what I know will still be good in years to...

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Just got my head in the sink AGAIN🤮

Helooooo Jackie🤣🤣🤣🤣

No way is she having M&S - who we nominating to lead the charge! X

It supposed to olga on the loo with her bum wipes! I won’t give up my day job 🤣🤣

Well I tried to upload a profile pic n do knows what happened! 🤣🤣

I think all this is about that bloody ceiling 😀that many people have said how disgusting it is she can’t keep ignoring it - she will say it needs plastering because of the new light fittings to save face. How the hell she thinks it’s relatable to real single mums though is beyond me - yanno the...

She got up this morning n started trying to find something that fits - stuff thrown everywhere- on to her mum crying and chucking a tantrum so finished off the Costco buns to cheer herself up. Didn’t work so she strangled a cat or two. Harold is hiding under the covers while granny gash is...

Totally lost with all this at this stage??? Whose lane is this person in?

do knows how she gets away with saying this! Are all her Huns using braille or something? There’s no way they can’t see her there in front of them a size bloody 16 at least! X