R to @rhiannasandford: It was a deliberate play on the ludicrous claim that I’m loaded… a cross between the Scrooge McDuck gif and the Whoopi Goldberg/Annie Liebovitz shoot. It’s about £100 in change there (and it went back to the bank)
I’ve just got a physical copy of the Guardian and I possibly won’t be giving this one to my folks for the clippings box. ‘Mum, Dad, I finally achieved that career goal of [checks notes] being a nude centrefold’
R to @fergalpquinn: It’s not much, but it’s not been touched. We’re still within the statute of limitations to sue, and if I don’t need it for that, I’ll donate it. Exactly as I said at the time.
R to @_JakeLingz_v9: Not my bath, not my coppers, Jake The Obsessed. It’s called a Photoshoot, and those things are provided and paid for by the Magazine. See also:
R to @ChrissieClarky: That they invited me there to speak on an Oxfam fringe. Revoked my pass two days before then reinstated it. They covered pass, accommodation and travel, it cost me literally nothing to go.
R to @BootstrapCook: 4. Simon really did try to insist on paying for dinner, and the manager was equally insistent that it was a gift. This went on for some time. So in the end we thanked them, then slyly slipped the large tip (equal to our bill) under a glass on the table as we left to square it.
R to @JayMotty: If I’m going to relapse, I’m unlikely to do it with a journalist who has two dictaphones running. I said I’d be fine, and I was right, I was fine. I’m emotionally and mentally fragile, yes, but I’m sober.
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