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R to @Mirandashould: No that was /TruthSignalUK, batshit conspiracy theory central

 
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Also, Dad popped round yesterday morning after reading the Guardian. He asked if I knew who was behind the conspiracy blog that alleges he’s an MI5 ‘change agent’ who ‘programmed’ me as a ‘psyop’ because he wants to say thanks for the laugh and for making him seem interesting 🤣

 
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R to @BootstrapCook: Also, to say thanks for the cool points of alleging that we’re secretly friends with the royals, the Middletons, Debbie McGee (?!) and Holly Willoughby. He wants to know why our supposedly really good friends never come over for Sunday dinner 🙂

 
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R to @jamesbgalbraith: It’s sometimes quite interesting watching yourself be turned into a real life conspiracy theory in real time. Especially while dressed in a holey tracksuit, wrapping crockery into battered boxes, side-eyeing the washing up pile.

 
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R to @matthew0connor: Someone once updated my Wikipedia to say that she was my real mum and she gave me up for adoption 🤣 My mum responded by tapping her caesarean scar and sighing 🤣

 
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R to @francisodea: Lord give me a tenth of the confidence of a man on the internet who is utterly, defiantly, proudly, absolutely wrong.

 
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Disappointing to see The Times persisting with a campaign of lies and disinformation about me again today. No idea why a Murdoch-led right-wing Conservative-supporting capitalist hellrag would take against an anti-poverty campaigner, and it’s incredibly tiresome, but there we go.

 
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1.1million people have read my ACTUAL timeline of events now, which - while I doubt there’s little crossover in our readerships - I’d wager is more than the combined views on the Mail/Times/conspiracy theorists fictionalised villainous versions of events. I’ll take that, for now.

 
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R to @bernardlyons: There was a foam layer underneath me, otherwise I’d have been too far down for the shot, so I suppose it’s more accurate to say ‘10,000 copper coins and a ten stone human to halfway fill a very large bathtub’ but that’s a BIT of a mouthful 🤣

 
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R to @Puddle575: I’ve never stolen a recipe in my life; I’ve got plenty of my own 🤣

 
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R to @TheRegencyCook: Hi Paul, you’re my favourite Twitter account at the moment and your tweets are always joyous, informative, inspiring, interesting and entertaining. In a place that is routinely divisive, hostile, and wearing, you’re a real rare gem. Thankyou for all your hard work and research.🥰

 
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R to @MajellaKeogh: Ah thanks for this, so lovely to see! I’ll have to pick a copy up!

 
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R to @TheRegencyCook: Oh well this is possibly the nicest interaction I’ve had in this burning hellscape of a website for quite some time, Paul. Thankyou. Might take the rest of the day off Twitter as a treat and just bask in the loveliness of it 🥰 Keep up the good work 🥰

 
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👇If you like food, history, interesting tweets and gentlemen, you should definitely follow Paul’s Twitter account. One of my favourite places to escape to in this burning hellscape of a website👇

 
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