That’s if she even goes, she will probably come up with some excuse like she’s grieving her local chippy closing down or somethingLeast they’ll stock her sizegiven the clothing haul for the cruise the other day we are going to see some right outfits - can’t wait
I hope not tho I’m looking forward to seeing a wilderbeast in dress 
I wonder if she will back out? Apart from stuffing their fat faces they don’t have anything in common with her so I think it’s going to be well awkwardThat’s if she even goes, she will probably come up with some excuse like she’s grieving her local chippy closing down or something
She’s way to socially awkward for this to go smoothly plus her only personality trait is eating or hanging around with her niece so I can only imagine it would be more entertaining to watch paint dry than go on a cruise with her or any of them for that matterI wonder if she will back out? Apart from stuffing their fat faces they don’t have anything in common with her so I think it’s going to be well awkward
Imagine been on the same cruise, you are sat eating breakfast and all of a sudden those 4 fatties come waddling in looking to demolish the breakfast buffet - then all be sat filming themselves eatShe’s way to socially awkward for this to go smoothly plus her only personality trait is eating or hanging around with her niece so I can only imagine it would be more entertaining to watch paint dry than go on a cruise with her or any of them for that matter
I thought she was going to keep it going to get out of the party and cruise like they were saying on TLShe’s feeling “loads better” this morning guys
Fat duck 
Any excuse to cram more carbs in for no reason… 6 garlic breads in total, bet Cath and Ian had one each and she snaffled the other 4 
She’s large and in charge is our Beko
She just keeps scooping
Our big scoopsShe just keeps scooping
Big ol beko stomping and chomping all round the gaffShe’s large and in charge is our Beko
she talks about that house like it’s hers. And fancy putting a caption saying ‘I wanna move out next year’ when she’s never moving out.
Fee Fi Fo Fum
She left it for days after buying it in the fridge… I’m no expert but those things tend to be better when they’re fresher, she must have been dodging it as it was a fruit… Thick bint probably thought it was going to taste like a bountyHer trying a coconutI knew she wouldn’t like it. I’m sure she expected it to taste like it does in desserts the thick t.
Also her hair is getting worse. Greasier.
